Thursday, November 5, 2009

Groans, Koans, and Vulpine Conceits

There are two simple joys in life.

The first is showing up people who radically underestimate your abilities.

The second is telling haters that you're considering turning down something they can't possibly get when it's been basically thrown into your lap. It messes with their head. Their incredulity at your Zen-like apathy will drive them nuts. All of a sudden, every word you say becomes enigmatic and your nonchalance morphs into ethereal mystique as they try to figure out if you're crazy.

Yeah. Crazy like a FOX.

May God forgive me for taking pleasure in these simple things. But justice is sweeeeet...

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